The Vampire and the Prince of Roses (Dreadful Vampire Mysteries Book 2) by Piper Alexander

Author:Piper Alexander
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Publisher: UNKNOWN
Published: 2016-12-14T22:00:00+00:00

Chapter 8

While standing near the fireplace in the library, contemplating the meaning of life and wondering if I’d be kicked off the show if I actually sank my fangs into Jet and drank him dry, I noticed Jerry taking the wrist of one of the girls – the voluptuous blonde he had been eyeing earlier – and pulling her out the front door. Crap! The friendly unassuming cameraman was the killer and he was about to strike again.

I started towards the door when three of the Bimbettes stepped in front of me. They were all tall, bottle-blonde, and angry-looking.

“Who’d you roll in the hay with to stay on the show?” Bimbette #1 asked.

I peered over her shoulder towards the door. Would it be okay to kill one person (or three) to save someone else from the clutches of a killer?

“We heard what you did to poor Jet,” Bimbette #2 said. “You almost broke his hand.”

Bimbette #3 stepped closer, eyeing me up and down. “Yeah, but I think that was an exaggeration. She doesn’t look that tough.”

I returned her stare, delivering a glare that would make Granny Mags proud. “She is right here. Do you want to find out how tough she is?”

Bimbette #3 stared at me for a few seconds more and then decided I wasn’t bluffing. She stepped back. “No,” she grumbled under her breath.

I nodded, staring all three of them down. “Good. As far as why I’m still here, did it ever occur to any of you that Jet might be into that kind of stuff? Some guys are, you know.”

The three Bimbettes stared at each other, shocked.

“It’s true,” I said. “After all, I’m still here, right?” I shrugged. “Some guys like being bossed around by the ladies.” I leaned closer, looking around as if to make sure nobody else was around to hear. “As a matter of fact, just between us, putting him in his place might actually improve your chances of getting your hands on that final rose.”

The three girls smiled and thanked me. No doubt about it. This was going to be one of the more interesting seasons of Prince of Roses.

With the Bimbette threat defused, I walked as fast as I could without attracting attention towards the front door, hoping I wasn’t too late. I snatched the door open, prepared to administer a little vampire justice and save a poor innocent girl’s life.

The poor innocent girl was on her knees, servicing Jerry’s equipment. And I’m not talking about his camera. She squealed and quickly popped back on her feet.

“Holy hell,” Jerry exclaimed, tucking everything back into his pants. “Can’t a guy get a little privacy?”

I stared at him like he had grown a third eye in the middle of his forehead. “How much privacy do you want? You’re on the front porch?”

The blonde giggled. “Exciting isn’t it?” She looked at Jerry. “You’re right. Doing it outside is such a rush.”

I looked at the blonde. “What about Jet?”

She rolled her eyes. “What about him? I’m all about having fun.

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